Now that I have your attention...

Tonight we have a really big show...my brother Tony will be by to talk about the time he mixed my sister Jeanna a Chlorox cocktail and what he thought about the brown stuff coming out her mouth...Mike and Pete are going to hang Phil up by his diaper on the clothes line... and we're going to have actual footage of the "Indians dancing around the furnace..." live from our cellar cam...
Tonight's show is brought to you by Pat's Pizza, home of the the tastiest flavor disc in Maine, and by Gray's Auto sales; Home of the "hottest deals" in borrowed cars...Stay tuned forest ave.

Lil' red riding hood?

Does this outfit make me look fat?
Maybe it's the afgan, or the quilt...
... or could it be this hand me down diaper I'm filling?

Pete doing hard time in the "porch pen"...

*Note the chicken wire... probably electrified.

Curious that it's cold enough for a significant winter jacket with hood, and snow pants but no mittens...could this be the root cause of Pete missing his buck...folks would later say that the fingers on Petes left hand froze that day causing his gun to pull left!!!

Before hot tubs, there were spa sinks...!

I love it when mom lets me bath in the sink...I just wish she wouldn't let dad in with the Camera!

Does this towel make my head look big...?!

Ahhh remember those care free days, lying around nude....